Problemaddict: Cool steel, what you may be interested to know is I recently met a person touting the second book of mormon. He translated it in the 90's using the seer stones on loan to him from one of your Quorum of 12, and apparently has the gift.
Yes, it should be interesting to compare this guy’s translation with the one Joseph Smith produced. I heard of this guy some time ago and he’s completely rewritten his book several times. He says he used to be a security guard at the church office building in SLC.
BTW, it’s not a “second” Book of Mormon. When Joseph Smith got the plates, two-thirds of them were sealed (see Isaiah 29). They won’t be translated until the Millennium.
One of the verities of the LDS church is that only one man on Earth holds the keys of authority at a time. When Joseph received those keys, he said they had been restored for the last time. Just a few months before his death, he convened a meeting of the Quorum of the Twelve, and addressed them for three hours, during which he conferred the keys upon them. He then said, “I have sealed upon your heads all the keys of the kingdom of God. I have sealed upon you every key, power, [and] principle that the God of heaven has revealed to me. Now, no matter where I may go or what I may do, the kingdom rests upon you. But, ye apostles of the Lamb of God, my brethren, upon your shoulders this kingdom rests; now you have got to round up your shoulders and bear off the kingdom. If you do not do it you will be damned.”
One reason we have those keys, as did the apostle Peter, is because whenever something comes from the Lord, it will come through a divine chain of command. The Governing Body of the Jehovah's Witnesses believe they are that chain, but then, they never received any authority from anyone. They assumed it.
My point is that the sealed plates will come forth in due time, and when it does, it will come through that chain of command—not some canned security guard. And BTW, I’m reading the original Book of Mormon on my Android, the one with no changes made to it; and I can only occasionally tell the difference. No doctrinal changes, only grammatical corrections and, once or twice, words added for clarification. Those who claim all these changes were made and that they somehow queer the Book of Mormon, just haven’t researched it. And the original Book of Mormon version can be found at all LDS bookstores and some folks actually prefer it because it doesn’t have all those chapters and verses.
See: The Original Book of Mormon Transcript; Isaiah in the Bible and the Book of Mormon; Translation of the Book of Mormon
Since his story mimics that of Joseph Smith’s, I am sure it will be easy to join this new group and move forward with them on their quest for truth!
Yep...just don’t drink the Kool-Aid!
I will say, the Mormons believing that they have a current prophet who is in direct contact with God as the need may be, is certainly "owning" their changes. With all of the Book of Mormon revisions for example, you can just say hey......God wanted those out....he told our prophet and they confirmed with the bishops and the Quorum of 12 agreed and now we are good to go!
Nope. I don’t think the Lord was consulted. As an editor by profession, I think the revisions were called for. For example, the phrase, “...this people is grass” is completely correct in Hebrew, but bad grammar in English. So changing it to “this people are grass” isn’t something that would be appropriate to take before the Lord.
GaryNeal: All About Mormons “Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.” Sorry, but if this is even remotely accurate, it would be tough sledding indeed to get most outsiders to believe it.
That’s okay...it’s not even remotely accurate. Most cartoons aren’t. Just as an aside, the simpleton Martin Harris (or so he was depicted in the cartoon), wasn’t such a simpleton after all. Yes, his wife told him he was being deceived and bitched at him constantly. Harris believed Smith, however, and later was one of three men who were permitted to see the plates, hear God’s voice declaring they were true and seeing the angel, the sword of Laban, and the interpreters (seer stones). Harris also NEVER recanted his story, and though he later left the church over a personal grievance, he stayed true to his story and told it each time as though it were the first. One wonders, if I were dependent on a man and his money, and his wife told him I was a crook, would I then admit I was a crook and attempt to get him to go along with my story? Dum, dum, dum. Each of those three witnesses, incidentally, were well respected and known for their integrity and honesty. Eight more men, also of honest reputation, saw the plates by themselves, with no angel, no voice. And none of those eight EVER recanted their testimonies. Those were details completely left out of the cartoon.
SD7: ...yeah, I'm absolutely angry about having decades of my life stolen from me by a cult. I should be, anyone who was in that situation should be. There are days when the anger is too much to handle and it messes things up at home with the Mrs. But I'm not so much angry at the people as the fact that a handful of people are responsible for this much evil and no one can touch them. People going along with that is just too much to bear.
Your story is much like others I’ve heard on this board, and anyone who’s been flimflammed out of great deals of money or years of their lives are bound to feel searing anger and even a need for revenge. But doing that is like hitting the tar baby. You can’t hurt them; in fact, with every swing there are those you left behind who think you strike for your own damnation. To quote the crazy Captain Ahab in Moby Dick: “Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering [beast]; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”
Melville knew a great deal about resentment and loathing. (Also from Moby Dick: “All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil....”
Perhaps they should be called “Moby Halls” instead of Kingdom Halls.